OTTAWA – Canadian voters will now be able to cast a ballot against the political parties and candidates that they do not want to see in government just in time for election day, says Electi…
Obama betrays fellow countryman
BEAUCE, PQ – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has been let down by his fellow American, Barack Obama, after he opted to endorse Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau in a tweet. “I have been…
Update: Canadians lucky US Presidential endorsement of Canadian political leader didn’t involve drone strikes
OTTAWA – Canadians familiar with US regime change in foreign countries are breathing a sigh of relief after former US President Barack Obama endorsed Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau without b…
Breaking: Man publicly announces he is no longer supporting party he never supported
AJAX, ON – Local man Alex Tandhoff has announced that he is changing his support from one political party to another despite having never voted or shown support for the party and leader he …
750,000 people trapped living in Winnipeg
WINNIPEG – The Red Cross is reporting at least 750,000 people are still trapped living in Winnipeg carrying on with their day-to-day lives. The evacuation remains at a standstill as delusio…
Kinky democracy lovers reach peak arousal placing ballot in box
OTTAWA – This week’s advanced polls for the federal election were chock-full of lusty democracy lovers reaching their peak emancipation by casting their ballot into a box. Over two million …
NDP: Voters shouldn’t strategically vote unless they’re strategically voting NDP instead of Green
OTTAWA – The NDP says the Liberal Party’s effort to encourage left-leaning voters to strategically vote against the Conservatives is wrong, unless they’re wasting their ballot on the Green …
NDP candidate unsure who she’ll vote for
SYDNEY-HANTS, NS – A Nova Scotia NDP candidate is still undecided on which party she will vote for in the federal election. Marlene Campbell, a human rights activist and lawyer, said she ha…
OC Transpo recommends Ottawa commuters leave for work a week earlier
OTTAWA – Ottawa’s public transit service is advising that area commuters should arrive at any bus or LRT stop a week in advance as a precaution to avoid being late for work. “We are still m…
All political parties admit their opponents won the debate
GATINEAU, QC – In a rare display of self-reflection, the Liberals, Conservatives, NDP, Greens, Bloc and People’s Party admitted that their opponents fared much better in the federal leaders…
