In a “let’s just do what our American counterparts are doing but worse’ move that would make even Canadian tv broadcasters jealous, the Liberals are trying to take the weird insult Democrats have effectively lobbed against J.D. Vance and Donald Trump and use it on Pierre Poilievre. But it doesn’t seem to be having the same impact. Probably because there are more accurate ways to describe Pierre Poilievre’s very specific vibe. Here are our top 10.
1. Angry guy who sits with the nerds because they’re the only ones who tolerate him but doesn’t get good grades
2. Dude at the gym who keeps pointing out flaws in your form even though you bench more than him.
3. Fucko
4. Incel the House Elf
5. Man who owns his own bowling shoes
6. Brought a briefcase to high school full of Dad’s Oatmeal cookies and a leather bound journal
7. Maintains a detailed ranking of every Star Wars movie or tv show, and all the ones with female protagonists happen to be at the bottom
8. Is thinking about going back on the Carnivore diet
9. Takes notes while watching Mindhunter
10. Has a good shoehorn he uses on special occasions
