Due to capitalism and the fact that we weren’t all born into the Weston family, Canadians work lots of jobs. Here are the worst ones in each province.
Newfoundland: The cod everyone kisses to get Screeched In
Nova Scotia: Alexander Keith’s brewery historical re-enactors
Prince Edward Island: Cows Creamery merch designer
New Brunswick: Guy at the airport who has to explain to people that they booked a ticket to Saint John instead of St. John’s.
Quebec: La Belle Province toilet cleaner
Manitoba: Narcisse mating den fluffer
Alberta: Connor McDavid
British Columbia: Capilano Bridge repairer