M. Night Shyamalan is back with a new thriller that blurs the line between fiction and reality as we, the audience, start to question whether we are living on some sort of plain that makes one age fast, or if we are simply exhausted and look like a drunk, bloated raccoon. Here’s how to tell if magic is making you old faster than you’d like, or if you simply need a nap.
Quiz: Are you living on the beach that makes you old or have you just not slept in a couple days?
I hate to break it to you, but you’re on that beach from Old.
We didn’t actually go and watch the movie yet because we’re gonna go see Black Widow for the second time later, so I don’t know how to help you. I’d say just enjoy the good weather and hope your skeleton is in a sexy position for the next family that finds you!
Quiz: Are you living on the beach that makes you old or have you just not slept in a couple days?
You just haven’t slept in a few days
Your body is doing all sorts of things to look and feel haggard. Just get in that bed and let yourself rest, goddamn it! Fucking twentysomethings, thinking they’re invincible.
