WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump is demanding the release of 13 members of a terrorist militia that plotted to kidnap Michigan’s Governor calling their arrest an act of voter suppression.
Trump was quick to blame Governor Gretchen Whitmer for suppressing state militia groups from their constitutional right to voting, conduct violent coups, and carry out treason trials.
“We all know how hard the Democrats are trying to stop my supporters in an important swing state,” said Trump. “The weak Governor of Michigan has locked down her state and now she’s locking down the people who want to violently overthrow their democratically elected leaders. Sad.”
“That’s 13 votes that belong to me!” added the President about the men accused of stalking the Governor’s vacation home for a planned abduction.
At press time, the incarcerated men claimed the Nuremberg defence saying they were just following orders from their Commander-in-Chief’s twitter account.