Some say genders are innate and can’t be changed by society. Well one incredible toy company is proving them wrong, by showing little girls everywhere that it’s not just boys who get to cast, ass…
Month: December 2018
Trans activists make absurd demand to be treated like human beings
Luke and the Panel (Lora Campbell, Chanty Marostica and Lucia Linares Leon) do a deep dive on gender identity issues. They discuss how the trans and non-binary communities are dealing with attack…
NHL expands to Seattle after determining it is city furthest away from Quebec City
SEATTLE – The NHL has announced its 32nd team will call Seattle home after determining the West Coast city is the furthest distance from Quebec City. “We looked at several options including…
Vacationing couple disappointed to drive over Golden Gate bridge without getting hit by tidal wave, giant monster, space laser
SAN FRANCISCO – A couple from Vancouver were shocked after driving over the famous Golden Gate Bridge without being annihilated by a natural or supernatural disaster It had been an ordinary…
New OPP Commissioner vows to stamp out corruption that resulted in appointment of new OPP Commissioner
TORONTO – Newly named Commissioner of the Ontario Provincial Police Ron Taverner has promised that under his leadership, the force will not allow the kind of rampant political corruption th…
Are Millennials killing the Hooded White Robe industry?
OTTAWA – Once considered a staple of North American culture, the hooded white robe is fading away into obscurity and many are wondering whether millennials are to blame. Financial investmen…
Notley to cut 8.7% of the Edmonton Oilers
EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Rachel Notley announced that she would be cutting 8.7% of the Edmonton Oilers. Citing the team’s overall poor performance for the past two seasons, Notley said th…
New winter boots promise to make your feet either extremely hot or a little wet
TORONTO – Boot manufacturers throughout Canada have finally given up and announced that all boots bought for winter 2019 will either make your feet uncomfortably hot or a little wet. “Have …
Ontario fixes hallway medicine by removing walls creating open concept medicine
TORONTO – Ontario’s government has announced it has finally eliminated hallway medicine by removing any partitions or internal walls within hospitals. “Patients will no longer have to wait …
Doug Ford won’t stop taping ‘Mayor Of Toronto’ sign on office door
TORONTO – Despite being removed every night by janitorial staff, Doug Ford continues to tape a handwritten sign on his office door that reads ‘Mayor of Toronto.’ “At first I thought it was …