Take a look at the hottest Heritage Minutes that you didn’t even know would kickstart your love life.
9. Jackie Robinson
Swing your bat with the first African American to play major league baseball as he takes the field with a bunch of hot and sweaty Frenchmen.
8. Multiplex Movie Theater
Sure the story of how Nat Taylor created the first multiplex is so boring it is embarrassing to think that this warranted a History Minute, but that will just let you focus on the boning!
Do it Irish style with the famine stricken orphans who get to keep their filthy Irish surnames. McMakin’ me horny.
It’s not a foul if poke your broomstick into that old-timey janitor’s peach basket.
A bear, some honey, and a blue cotton pea coat. Need we say more?
4. Jacques Cartier
The village? More like the pillage. No wait… it’s the village. Whatever, you’re having sex!
2. Wilder Penfield
That’s not burnt toast you’re smelling, it’s the smell of the hot sweaty sex you’re having. Or you’re just having a seizure.
Now climax as you watch our Nation’s pride gush out of a tree trunk. Yummy.