By Henry Smithersbee
Hey you! How strong is your daughter? I bet you that my daughter could totally beat up your daughter. Yeah, she’s really strong, and tough and stuff. So I don’t think your daughter would be able to, you know, she would lose, and like, because my daughter is even older than your daughter, so my daughter would win.
So what do you say? Is it a bet? I found two dollars yesterday on the subway and I was going to buy some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with it but I bet you two bucks your daughter would lose to my daughter. Unless you’re afraid that she’d lose cause you’re a loser. Loser. My daughter would kick your daughter’s butt so hard her face would explode! BOOOOM!
And yeah, I’ve seen your daughter playing with my daughter in the park, and like, mine is way faster and can run for longer so it’s not like your daughter could, um, run away cause she’d just get caught.
My daughter’s name is Julia and the man at the shoe store said she had really big feet for her age. She’s 7 and the other boys in her class, they’re all shorter than she is but the teacher said that sometimes girls hit puberty earlier than boys or that maybe she has a thing in her glands that makes her taller than all the boys.
I’ve even signed her up for karate and she just got a green belt! You can’t beat a green belt unless you have more than a blue belt. What kind of belt does your daughter have? No belt?
Like even when she was a baby she was a good fighter because she was always kicking and punching even when she was inside Mummy’s tummy. And she’s really strong. Like, I’ve seen her lift up a bicycle and that’s made of metal!
My mom says that I’m supposed to use my words, but dad always taught me that you have to know how to defend yourself, so, but like I’m just saying though, if it ever came down to it, she’d win.
Also how much does your wife weigh? I bet my wife is heavier than your wife.
