MADISON – World famous Wrangler jeans model, text message enthusiast, and former professional football player Brett Favre, has made a public statement saying he was the best Brett Favre to ever Brett Favre a Brett Favre.
“The NFL game has changed,” Brett Favre drawled. “But I am convinced that I was the most complete Brett Favrer ever. All the new players like, Colin Kaperfavre or Russel Wilfavre, cannot favre the way Brett Favre favred. It was a different era, more of a Favrer’s league.”
When asked what made Brett Favre such an effective passer, Favre spun in a circle, ran back and forth, and then whipped a pencil at a journalist standing in the corner of the room knocking off his glasses. He then returned, slightly out of breath and said, “Favre.”
What Favre had neglected to notice was that the pen had defected of the reporter’s glasses and was promptly intercepted by another reporter.
