OTTAWA – (DAY TWO) In preparation for a month away from the House of Commons, Canada’s Prime Minister has entered the industrial freezer he had installed in the basement of 24 Sussex drive when he first took office, where it is expected he will remain, completely naked, for the next 29 days.
“People think the prorogation was to get people to forget about the personal cheques my government has been cutting for senators,” Harper said, removing his last scrap of clothing and settling down on a three-foot ice block. “But really, I just wanted to spend some time with the Cold.”
“The Cold,” he added, his breath not fogging in the cold.
Since the time parliament would otherwise have re-convened yesterday, sources say the Prime Minister has been staring continuously at the same lean cuisine frozen dinner, and has blinked twice.
