HEAVEN – Although He knows He’s responsible for doing something really big and terrible this year, God, Almighty Creator of the Universe, can’t remember what it is.
“I know it’s gotta be a really big deal and devastate a lot of people,” God said. “Bigger than the Japan thing – I know that much. I want to say something to do with the Mayans? Horses on fire? Does that sound right? Me! This is really embarrassing.”
Added God: “I guess I’ll just have to improvise something super bad and hope no one notices if I don’t get it right.”
At press time, God was reportedly shifting universal forces into helping the Republican Party retake office in the upcoming U.S. elections.
