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Florida student arrested after accidentally using wrong gender articles in Spanish class

LAKE CITY, FL ― A 10th-grade student has been taken into custody after she asked a friend to borrow “una bolígrafo” despite having been clearly taught that pens are male and should only be refere…

Crazy! Latest mass shooting ridiculously blamed on easy access to things that shoot

U.S.A. – In another ‘you have to read it to believe it’ situation, a few wacky experts are blaming the latest mass shooting on the shooter’s easy access to things that shoot. Seriously! I mean, w…

DeSantis denounces woke soap companies that encourage consumers to “apply liberally”

TALLAHASSEE, FL. ― In an interview this week, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis took aim at the tyrannical sellers of hygiene and personal care products who routinely attempt to convert people to lib…

Kamala Harris criticized for spending too much time on side quests

Anywhere but Washington, D.C. – American Vice President Kamala Harris has received criticism for spending too much time on side quests rather than dealing with finishing the main story. “It…

Following Speaker victory, Kevin McCarthy confident it will be “smooth sailing from here”

WASHINGTON D.C. – With Kevin McCarthy emerging victorious late Friday night in his bid to become the House Speaker with a resounding 49.7 percent of the vote, he now carries a clear mandate from …

Experts warn a US rail strike could’ve lead to shortage of hobo tall tales

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the wake of a near walkout by the US’s railway workers, experts have advised that an industry-wide strike would’ve led to supply chain disruptions of fun but exaggerat…

French language activists say government can give Tylenol with American packaging to children if they can read their temperature in French

QUEBEC CITY – With Canada experiencing an extreme shortage of children’s Tylenol owing to a lack of mandatory bilingual packaging, French language activists announced they would be willing …

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