AL-RAQQAH, SYRIA – Sources inside the Islamic State expressed shock today as several fighters boarded aircraft for Missouri with the intention of dwelling peacefully in the quiet suburb of …
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Former teacher Trudeau plays name game with all 10,000 Syrian refugees
OTTAWA – Calling on his education background, Prime Minister Trudeau has gathered all 10,000 Syrian refugees in a circle on Parliament Hill to play the name game. “Okay guys, I know it’s co…
Liberals caught transporting planes full of mannequins to meet refugee intake targets
OTTAWA – In a stunning scandal which has caught the eye of people from all sides of the political spectrum, 12 recently landed planes supposedly carrying Syrian refugees have been revealed to be …
Canadians concerned majority of refugees haven’t been hugged yet
MONTREAL — An Ipsos-Reid poll of over 1,000 Canadians indicates that a majority of Canadians feel the 25,000 Syrian refugees have not received proper hugs. 63% of Canadians expressed some o…
Syrian refugees successfully integrate into Canadian culture, already hate Toronto
TORONTO – A group of Syrian refugees are being lauded for assimilating so quickly into Canadian culture after they immediately identified and lambasted all of the things that suck about Tor…
Local man against accepting refugees while Canada still has so many unsolved Rubix Cubes
CALGARY – Paul Leslie, a self-described concerned citizen, has claimed that he doesn’t understand how the government justifies the cost of bringing in Syrian refugees when Canada has spent …
Trudeau announces ambitious plan to scale back promises by end of 2015
OTTAWA — In the wake of the announcement to delay the arrival of 25,000 Syrian refugees, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revealed an audacious proposal today to drastically scale back the Lib…
63% of Canadians opposed to non-existent government program that gives Syrian refugees free iPhones
VANCOUVER – A new study by the Conservative leaning Fraser Institute has found that a sizable majority of Canadians do not agree with the government plan to give Syrian refugees free iPhone…
Syrian refugees relieved they won’t end up in Saskatchewan
BEIRUT — Syrian refugees expected to arrive in Canada were consoled by the fact that they are not welcome to live in Saskatchewan following Premier Brad Wall’s concerns that some of them ma…