CALGARY — According to local sources, the Weaver family baby is smelling suspicious again after a brief period of olfactory normality. “Well, it’s not the diaper,” said Michael Weaver, after tak…
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New brunch place caters exclusively to screaming infants
Vancouver – A new east side restaurant focusing on brunch staples caters exclusively to screaming, crying babies. “Every time I went to a brunch place there were at least 5 patrons under 1,…
Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
OTTAWA – Showing what witnesses agree was a complete lack of respect for the Canadian soldiers who lost their lives protecting our nation from foreign threats, an unpatriotic infant cried d…