EDMONTON – As Alberta’s COVID hospitalisations hit a record high, Premier Jason Kenney has decried other provinces for not shouldering their fair share of the ICU load. “This is a ‘have’ provinc…
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Three endangered killer whales pregnant – no, it’s not good news, father is the killer whale devil
VANCOUVER – Marine researchers were initially happy to report that three critically endangered killer whales have recently become pregnant all at the same time, until further tests revealed…
Liberals unveil $650 million “Spot the Difference” puzzle
OTTAWA — As the final results were tallied Monday night, the “new” Liberal minority government was proud to announce the culmination of thousands of hours of manpower and weeks-long campaigning: …
Election results: Everyone lost
OTTAWA – Early reports from Elections Canada indicate that all political parties have lost the election. With all polls reporting, Elections Canada has confirmed that no one got what they w…
BC anti vaxxers excited to see what the inside of a school looks like
SALMON ARM, BC – Anti-vaxxers who stormed three schools in BC’s Southern Interior were excited to finally see what a school looks like from the inside. Those who came to bully school admini…
Justin Trudeau puts hat and sunglasses on corpse of electoral reform so no one can tell it’s still dead
AURORA, ONT. – While the Liberals and Conservatives remain neck-and-neck in the polls, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was at pains to convince Canadians that electoral reform is not a moulde…
Video game boss needs you to come in over weekend to finish bonus level
WORLD OF TERRAVAST— Emperor Berros, the great axe-wielding minotaur found at the center of the Labyrinth of Agony, announced today that he “was going to need you to log-in Saturday to complete a …
Province that keeps passing racist laws gets real mad when you call them racist
Quebec City – Quebec, a province which keeps passing racist and discriminatory laws, has been in uproar for a week after debate moderator Shachi Kurl suggested those laws are racist and/or …
