TORONTO – Visitors from the U.S. were dismayed this week to learn that despite Canada’s recent marijuana legalization, the city of Toronto is still extremely boring. Ohio native Jenna Blake…
Tag: Featured Post
Ontario PCs pass resolution to only recognize the two genders: folks and elites
TORONTO – At their party convention this weekend, Ontario Progressive Conservatives passed a resolution concluding that there are only two genders: hard-working, business-owning, mortgage-paying …
Tony Clement releases shirtless apology video
Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…
7 best Canadian craft whiskies to drown in ginger ale
Although 2 major producers dominate the production of Canadian Whisky (also known as Rye) there are many more smaller producers creating amazing, hand crafted spirits. Do yourself a favour and ch…
The Bravest Television Show On Air?
So very brave……
36 year old wants everyone to know they’re technically a millennial too
VANCOUVER – Jeffrey Elliot, born in 1981, has once again inserted himself into a colleagues’ conversation to remind them that he is also considered a millennial. “I just think it̵…
Majority of Canadians relieved they can no longer afford to live in Vancouver
OTTAWA — Following a report showing that Vancouver is now the least affordable housing market in North America, millions of Canadians have expressed relief that living there is no longer an…
Democrats take the House! Everything is good now, right?
Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…
Thousands of Canadians remind their one American friend on Facebook to vote
WINNIPEG – Scores of Canadians on social media have reminded their only American friend that they should vote in the US midterm election if they haven’t already. “Just in case you didn̵…
Meet The Beaverton
In these dull and peaceful times, how much news can possibly be satirized?…
