KENORA, ON – Rapping on a rickety plywood door from his subterranean hiding, Ontario Premier Doug Ford sheepishly asked his Conservative Party handlers if it was okay to come out now that t…
Tag: 2019 Federal Election Debates
All political parties admit their opponents won the debate
GATINEAU, QC – In a rare display of self-reflection, the Liberals, Conservatives, NDP, Greens, Bloc and People’s Party admitted that their opponents fared much better in the federal leaders…
Party leaders spar over Canada’s only province of Quebec
GATINEAU, QC – Canada’s six party leaders took to the podiums last night to debate the most important issues facing their province in the minority language of English. Making up 100% of the…
Despite zero confirmations, The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will go ahead with empty podiums
TORONTO – The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will still go ahead tonight void of debaters despite having no confirmations from any of the leaders yet. Debate organizers assumed that th…