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1. What is your favourite colour? Pink Grey A muddy brown, like a battlefield in Europe where its been raining for days 2. What is your favourite movie snack Candy Eating makes it even harder to …

1. What should be done about Property Taxes? They should be raised so we can restore city services like the TTC They should be cut so homeowners can have enough money to never need the TTC I rent…

1. How do you feel about Vaccine Mandates? They were a vital, temporary tool in the fight against COVID They are worse than anything the Nazis did. Also get ready 'cuz I'm going to brin…

1. What sort of relationship did you used to have with this person? A. We had a couple of classes together and she called me by the wrong name once. B. She was my weed dealer. Though I’m pretty s…

As news breaks that Elon Musk fathered two children with an executive at one of his companies, the odds of you being one of his secret progeny are higher than ever. Are you unlucky enough to be o…

1. What's your favourite colour? Green Yellow Red, like the colour of my enemies blood as it boils from my questions during Question Period Blue and White, like the fleur-de-lis of my home p…

1. Does your nose itch? Like even a little? My nose starts itching every time someone asks me if my nose itches. No but I have a mosquito bite on my neck which shares skin with my nose. 2. Did yo…

1. Which of these most closely describes your current beau? Hot, has a name that begins with T or J, holding a fish in his profile picture. Tall, dark, and mysterious. Answers every question with…

1. You look in the mirror and notice a few extra wrinkles. How would they have gotten there? I don’t know! I had baby smooth skin before this trip to the beach. I’m only 23. I’m scared! Those are…