Trump ‘thank you’ tour begins with stop at Macedonian fake news website

VELES – President-elect Donald Trump kicked off his tour to celebrate and thank the people who helped him get elected with a special stop at the Macedonian fake news website that had tricke…

Local woman turns to Pinterest to plan perfect hysterectomy

BRAMPTON, ON- Looking to get all the latest tips, tricks and fashions, Brampton woman, Doreen McFay, is using popular app Pinterest to plan her perfect hysterectomy. She is part of a growing tren…

Outdoor rinks open in time for return of weird guys who skate-dance alone

TORONTO – Despite the fluctuating temperatures this fall, the opening of outdoor rinks across the city has coincided with another holiday tradition: the arrival of strange gentlemen who always ji…

6 Healthy Recipes to Look at Before Ordering Pizza

Everyone knows the Holidays are brutal for eating healthy. But they don’t have to be! Here are 6 nutritious, filling, energizing recipes you can look at before you give up and order pizza y…

Village idiot polling strongly in village election

BRICKFORD, ON – Riding on an international wave of anti-intellectualism, local fool Muddy Tom holds a commanding lead in the ongoing village election. “Really, him?” said rival candidate Ma…

Have your say: The Canadian government’s quiz on electoral reform

The federal government wants your input on electoral reform with a quiz from MyDemocracy.ca. Go ahead and give it a try! URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Canada…

Trump shatters racist image by giving Urban Development job to only black friend

NEW YORK – In a move that supporters insist shows he’s not the racist critics accuse him of being, U.S. President–elect Donald Trump has offered the nation’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Develo…

Scientists: Everything in nature smells and feels weird and you should just stay inside

OTTAWA—Top scientists at the Wildlife & Nature Research Institute are now advising members of the public that despite previous statements made by experts extolling the wonder and majesty of t…

“You’d never betray me,” whispers Brad Wall in dimly lit office to pile of coal

REGINA – With all other provincial governments having agreed to adopt carbon pricing by 2018 in line with the Trudeau government’s climate strategy, Premier Brad Wall spent this morning pla…

Silicon valley invents pregnancy test for men

  Have you ever felt frustrated by the lack of pre-natal products available for men? Have you ever wondered why women get to have all the fun of finding out if they are going to be parent? N…