LOS ANGELES – After playing his deceased best friend Robert Kardashian on the hit television series American Crime Story, OJ Simpson, now released from a nine-year prison sentence, refuses …
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Rob Schneider and David Spade brought in to spice up Adam Sandler’s marriage
LOS ANGELES – Variety reported this morning that Adam Sandler’s marriage, a long-running project with actress Jacqueline Titone, may be getting a shakeup with the addition of Rob Schneider …
James Woods decries liberals as “children”, immediately invites them on Vegas weekend
HOLLYWOOD, CA – After being subject to allegations of unsavoury conduct towards minors this week, actor and outspoken republican James Woods angrily took to twitter, dismissing his liberal …
Longtime Stephen King fans criticize new IT adaptation for not being bad
BANGOR, ME — Following the recent big screen success of Stephen King’s IT, hardcore fans of the horror author’s previous adaptations demand to know why the new remake is not also completely…
“Ozark” added to federal watch-later list
OTTAWA – In a press release today, the RCMP updated its Must Watch List for 2018, with Netflix’s Ozark taking the top spot. “After receiving intel that Ozark is really good from my cousin T…
TIFF TIPS: How to finally catch Atom Egoyan and get his treasure
The Toronto International Film Festival has descended on The Six once again, and that can only mean one thing: the trickster Atom Egoyan will once again appear, and taunt media and fans alike wit…
Producers of “It” reboot assure audience it won’t contain book’s infamous scene of children having gluten
LOS ANGELES – It producers want to assure potential moviegoers that the film will not contain the book’s infamous scene of a group of eleven-year-olds having gluten with each other. “As art…
Jason Statham cast as Tinky Winky in gritty Teletubbies reboot
LOS ANGELES – Miramax has recently announced that action star Jason Statham has landed the coveted role of Tinky Winky in the upcoming live-action reboot of beloved British children’s show …
Opinion: I could acknowledge R. Kelly’s alleged sex cult, but then I couldn’t play ‘Ignition (Remix)’ at parties
By: Amanda Caparillo Since it has come to light that R. Kelly has been imprisoning underage girls in a sex cult for several years, I have considered acknowledging his crimes, but that song “Remix…
George R.R. Martin stoked to find out how Game of Thrones ends
NEW MEXICO – In a statement given to reporters ahead of the seventh season finale of hit HBO show Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin (author of the unfinished book series it is based upon…
