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Netflix finds Kevin Spacey too morally deficient to play Frank Underwood
LOS GATOS, CA – After years starring as Frank Underwood, Netflix has announced it is ending production of House of Cards, one of its most popular series, following historical allegations th…
Marketing campaign for Thor: Ragnarok gets out of hand after giant wolf eats the sun
BURBANK, CA – Marvel Studios have issued an apology for inadvertently triggering the real Ragnarök with the marketing campaign for the latest installment in the Thor franchise. “I want to b…
Japan green-lights “Gundam Seinfeld” as revenge for every shitty US anime remake
TOKYO – Earlier today the nation of Japan formally vocalized its displeasure after years of seeing countless beloved anime features ruined by Hollywood produced live-action remakes, and sta…
The Beaverton seeks studio audience members with laughs that sound like a laugh track for live tapings
TORONTO (OK TECHNICALLY SCARBOROUGH BUT WHATEVER) – Award nominated television programme The Beaverton is in need of audience members for live tapings. The only condition? Their laughter mu…
James Corden apologizes for Weinstein jokes by pointing out he is just bad at comedy
LOS ANGELES — After telling several controversial jokes about Harvey Weinstein’s alleged sexual assaults, late night host James Corden apologized by reminding viewers “I have absolutely zer…
Netflix raises prices to $11 a month, plus a solemn promise to give Iron Fist a chance
LOS GATOS, CA – Video streaming service Netflix is raising prices for American subscribers, meaning the standard tier will now cost $10.99 a month, and a formal oath to watch and attempt to…
David Schwimmer reports OJ Simpson won’t leave his home or stop calling him Robert Kardashian
LOS ANGELES – After playing his deceased best friend Robert Kardashian on the hit television series American Crime Story, OJ Simpson, now released from a nine-year prison sentence, refuses …
Rob Schneider and David Spade brought in to spice up Adam Sandler’s marriage
LOS ANGELES – Variety reported this morning that Adam Sandler’s marriage, a long-running project with actress Jacqueline Titone, may be getting a shakeup with the addition of Rob Schneider …
James Woods decries liberals as “children”, immediately invites them on Vegas weekend
HOLLYWOOD, CA – After being subject to allegations of unsavoury conduct towards minors this week, actor and outspoken republican James Woods angrily took to twitter, dismissing his liberal …