OTTAWA – All 1,792 candidates running for Canada’s next member of Parliament have announced their resignation after using Twitter and Facebook to express their views for the past ten years.…
Canada Votes 2015
NDP hires Michael Ignatieff as campaign advisor
OTTAWA – In order to temper their early-campaign momentum and avoid “growing too quickly,” the New Democratic Party of Canada has hired academic and former Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff as the…
Maury leaders debate entertains studio audience
TORONTO — Last night on a special Canadian political episode of the Maury Povich Show, three men all claimed that they love Canada and know what’s best for it, but only one can win its hear…
Stephen Harper slips into fluent Mandarin during French debate
MONTREAL – During a question on the economy during last night’s french language debate Stephen Harper began speaking in sudden, perfect Mandarin for a few short sentences. “The Prime Minist…
Leaked documents show Stephen Harper refused to answer four questions during local Seder
TORONTO – Leaked records released today show that Stephen Harper refused to answer four questions posed to him by children at a local Passover Seder on April 4th, 2015. “I was very disappointed i…
Harper reminds non-Conservative voters to cast ballots on October 20th
WINNIPEG — At a recent campaign stop, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has reminded all voters who will not be marking the Conservatives as their choice to vote on October 20th. “The rules of …
Election Profile: Green Party Platform
While it might be more than a long shot at winning, the Green Party is running a full slate of candidates. Here’s what a Green Party would do as your government: Key Beliefs Not a one issue…
Election Profile: Liberal Platform
Can the Liberal Party under Justin Trudeau return to power? Here’s how they intend on pulling it off: Key Beliefs What do you guys believe in again? Oh cool, us too! Yup, we’ve been fightin…
Election Profile: NDP Platform
Can the NDP make Canadian history by forming their first government? Here’s what to voters can expect: Key Beliefs Strongly grounded in pro-labour and socialist principles unless there’s a…
Election Profile: Conservative Party Platform
Can the Conservatives pull off a fourth mandate? Here’s how they intend on doing it: Key Beliefs: Nobody’s business, that’s what Policy Priorities: Delivering a budget that is balanced in e…