CANADA – With increased tension between British Columbia and Alberta over the Trans Mountain pipeline, including threats of an oil embargo, the rest of the country is scared that they are o…
Alberta
Alberta escalates provincial tensions by deploying drunk Oiler fans to BC border
EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Rachel Notley has added fuel to the fire with the BC government by deploying a division inebriated Edmonton Oilers fans along the border. Some 20,000 shitfaced fa…
Edmonton Catholic schools demand own shame-based Sex Ed curriculum
EDMONTON – In an effort to avoid Sex Ed curriculum they deem “problematic,” Alberta Catholic school superintendents have asked to develop their own sex education curriculum focused on shame…
Mayor of Vegreville: “Shit shit shit, is the egg hatching?!”
VEGREVILLE, AB – Residents of the central Alberta town of Vegreville are growing concerned that the town’s giant egg is hatching, causing the mayor to issue a statement. “Shit shit shit,” s…
Calgary’s only municipal ballot counter loses track, needs to start over
CALGARY – Further results of the Calgary election have been delayed after the city’s only ballot counter lost track of the numbers and was forced to start from the very first vote. Incumben…
Guide To: Edmonton
Thinking of visiting the city in Alberta that doesn’t have the world famous stampede?…
Calgary airport tows away passenger in wheelchair for waiting in Lexus-only boarding area
CALGARY – The Calgary Airport Authority has towed away an 87-year-old passenger in a wheelchair for placing himself in the Lexus owners-only boarding area while waiting for a flight to Toro…
Alberta MLA lists legislature office on Airbnb
EDMONTON – United Conservative Party MLA Derek Fildebrandt has posted his Legislative office on the short-term lodging website Airbnb a day after admitting to double-dipping on his governme…
Shithole town bans motherfucking swearing
TABER, AB – Some fucking shitheaded municipality in butt-fuck nowhere Alberta has passed a tightassed ban on motherfucking swearing. “We think this ban will make our youth more respectful,”…
