Gilmore Girls is coming back! We can’t wait to see what some of television’s most cherished fuckboys are up to now. While you wait for the Netflix reunion, take this quiz to determine if your rep…
Queen’s students torn on which racist theme-party to go to tonight
KINGSTON, ON – A group of Queen’s University students are divided on which of the five cultural appropriation costume parties they would like to attend this evening. Negotiations to break t…
Genetic Lottery Commercial
What would you do if you won the genetic lotto? The Beaverton airs tonight at 10:30pm (et) on The Comedy Network, immediately followed by our writers panel Facebook Livestream.…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Michael Chong
Name: Michael Chong Background: As Minister of Sport in the Harper Cabinet, he was the backup goaltender for Team Canada’s hockey team during the 2006 Turin Olympics and had a 3.25 GAA. Chong wak…
Sabra Listeria recalled for possible hummus contamination
OTTAWA – Sabra Dipping Company is voluntarily recalling several brands of its Listeria products for possibly coming into contact with hummus. The flavours that are being recalled in Canada …
Government announces plan to develop Canadian artists by inflicting tragedy upon them
Miguel Rivas reports on Canada Council for the Arts “innovative” new approach to funding Canadian artists.…
Surgeons successfully separate conjoined pancakes
HAMILTON – After a three hour procedure, surgeons at Hamilton General Hospital have successfully separated two conjoined pancakes. Natalie Gateman, who first delivered the stuck-at-the-seam…
Poll: Canada remains starkly divided over milk bags versus milk jugs
OTTAWA – A new Angus-Reid poll released today has shown more Canadians are sharply divided on regional grounds over what type of milk containers they use. 96% of Canadians who live in Ontar…
Guide To: Canada’s Parliament
Canada’s Parliament. More than just a building where MPs gather to practice their ‘shame’ chants. In this Beaverton digital exclusive, we simplify things.…
Outrage at French-speaking housing project called ‘Quebec’
MONTREAL – Property developers are continuing to move forward with a controversial French-speaking housing project called “The Province of Quebec” despite concerns over ghettoization and th…
