No one could handle the raw sexuality of Colm Feore and Patrick Huard.…
The Rebelton: Refugees
“If these people really aren’t a threat to us then there is NO way for us to protect ourselves from them!”…
The Justin Trudeau Random Photobomb Headline Generator
Since any staged interaction between the public and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is considered newsworthy and a ‘photobomb’, the Beaverton has developed a state-of-the-art random hea…
How To Plan A Wedding
Need tips on how to plan the day you’ll pretend was the best day of your life?…
We look back at the non-call that Leafs fans can’t forget
The Beaverton Remembers: Gretzky’s high stick on Gilmour.…
The Beaverton Weekly Report: May 24, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
New Tim Hortons ad encourages people to put booze in their coffee
Is there anything more Canadian?…
REPORT: Jordan Peterson using Patreon money to defend free speech from atop new yacht
TORONTO – This week controversial University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson assured supporters that their Patreon donations will be used in his continuing crusade against political co…
Portraits of Canadiosity: David Suzuki
David Suzuki. A great Canadian, a great environmentalist, and a nightmare for hitmen.…
Guide To: The Human Body
Learn more about the stupid body your parents stuck you with!…
