PYONGYANG, NK – This week, the government of North Korea warned that if U.S. didn’t stop ticking them off, they’d blah blah, when are these guys gonna take a week off? This is directly on the hee…
Woman announces rebrand of crippling depression naps to sad time siestas
HAMILTON, ON – In an effort to escape the exhaustive emotional weight and mental strain of her current life Emilia Ruthen is taking charge like a #bossbabe and rebranding her 2-17 hour depression…
Voters send clear message of “ugh, fine, Trudeau again, I guess”
OTTAWA – Exercising their democratic rights, voters across Canada today sent a clear, unambiguous message to Ottawa of, “sure, whatever, Trudeau, I guess.” Adding “He’s fine. I mean, he’s n…
The Beaverton Mocks the Vote Special
Emma and Miguel fulfill a lifelong dream of covering the Canadian Federal Election.…
Strategic Voting succeeds in preventing any real change to system
Your first time should be special.…
Every person working at Polling Station even older than the last
They are the beating heart of our democracy.…
Study finds key to boosting youth vote is getting olds to stop voting
Do young voters care about this election?…
90 year old Montrealer goes entire life without being victim of a JFL Gag
That lucky son of a gun.…
