REGINA – Reports are circulating that local man Taylor Klint has continued his evolution along the douchebag spectrum by publicly reading and quoting from The Fountainhead. “I knew where he…
Royal Couple given traditional Vancouver gift of artisanal fentanyl
VANCOUVER – At the conclusion of William and Kate’s official state visit to the city, Mayor Gregor Robertson had the honour of presenting them with a symbolic present representing the sacre…
Man mansplains manspreading
TORONTO – A conversation between two female co-workers about the male habit of sitting in public transport with their legs wide apart was interrupted by Jarred Myers, an accountant who work…
Can you successfully fill out the application form Conservative Party leadership candidates must complete?
With the national Conservative Party elections getting underway, all would be leaders of the opposition must complete the below form in order to run. Take it and see if you’ve got the stuff to fi…
This November: The News Arrives
The Beaverton news team is coming to Comedy this November. For more follow: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBeaverton/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheBeaverton Instagram: https://www.insta…
How well do you really know Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?
How well do you really know Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau? Well, take this quiz to find out the conclusive answer! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau http://time.com/4…
Which dead ‘The Littlest Hobo’ dog are you?
Ever wondered which of the now deceased The Littlest Hobo dogs is your true spirit animal? We all have, but now you can take this quiz to find out! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_TV ht…
Man spends three days putting off five minute task
FREDERICTON — Deeming the act of quickly replying to a work email to be too difficult, local man Eric Stevenson has put off the task for multiple days, despite the fact that it would take him les…
Female Muslim Mounties can now wear hijab while being sexually harassed by co-workers
OTTAWA – The RCMP announced a crucial step forward in the organization’s quest for diversity, as Muslim women in uniform will now be allowed to wear their traditional headscarves as they re…
Ontario Tories apologize for youth seminar featuring waterboarding, Patrick Brown
MCMASTER UNIVERSITY — The Ontario Progressive Conservatives have released an apology to young party activists Tuesday, after organizers of a youth rally used violence, intimidation and the …
