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How well do you really know Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?
How well do you really know Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau? Well, take this quiz to find out the conclusive answer! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau http://time.com/4…
Which dead ‘The Littlest Hobo’ dog are you?
Ever wondered which of the now deceased The Littlest Hobo dogs is your true spirit animal? We all have, but now you can take this quiz to find out! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_TV ht…
Man spends three days putting off five minute task
FREDERICTON — Deeming the act of quickly replying to a work email to be too difficult, local man Eric Stevenson has put off the task for multiple days, despite the fact that it would take him les…
Female Muslim Mounties can now wear hijab while being sexually harassed by co-workers
OTTAWA – The RCMP announced a crucial step forward in the organization’s quest for diversity, as Muslim women in uniform will now be allowed to wear their traditional headscarves as they re…
Ontario Tories apologize for youth seminar featuring waterboarding, Patrick Brown
MCMASTER UNIVERSITY — The Ontario Progressive Conservatives have released an apology to young party activists Tuesday, after organizers of a youth rally used violence, intimidation and the …
Report: Donald Trump does thing where he says N-word with his eyes again
NEW YORK CITY – Shortly after a weekend speech dedicated to courting the African American vote, eyewitnesses have stated that Donald Trump has once again done that thing where he uses his e…
Ministry of Finance’s unpaid interns struggling to stimulate economy
OTTAWA – Unpaid interns at the Ministry of Finance say they are “at their wits’ end” on how to kickstart Canada’s stagnant economy. “We’ve tried everything,” said 26-year-old intern Derek M…
Neighbourhood one cupcake shop short of gentrification
TORONTO – Residents in a western Toronto neighbourhood had mixed reaction this week as the opening of a barre studio put the neighbourhood just one cupcake shop short of gentrification. “I …
Scientists don’t even bother to measure before declaring 2016 hottest summer ever
Asheville, N.C. – Saying it was too hot to do any work climate change researchers at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) have declared that they assume the summer of …
