GUELPH, ON – As part of a pilot program introduced this spring at the University of Guelph, the roles of service dogs trained to support mental health are being expanded to include assistan…
Woman dying of laughter also gradually dying, day by day
HAMILTON, ON – As she doubled over in laughter, hand still clutching her iPhone, Ashley Zucker, wiped a single tear from her eye. An image based meme had managed to temporarily relieve her …
Love hack! Pete Davidson got a tattoo of everyone he met until someone agreed to marry him
After a whirlwind three week romance, comedian Pete Davidson and pop messiah Ariana Grande are engaged! But how did their relationship escalate from DMs to ‘I do’s’? Davidson lets us in on his li…
Local woman suggests stopping at the ‘good’ ONroute
PORT HOPE, ON – After repeatedly being asked to pull over so that her driving companion could go pee, Hannah Weisman insisted on forgoing several rest stops in favour of the ‘good’ ONroute.…
QUIZ: Is he into you or is he just looking for a LinkedIn endorsement?
In this fast and furious world of online communication and self-branding, who can say what is genuine human connection and what is a tactical mission to obtain a LinkedIn endorsement? Here are so…
Woman dies under accumulated mountain of small, quaint succulents
GUELPH, ON – Police have confirmed that 32 year old Olivia Siegel passed away Sunday afternoon underneath a mountain of quaint little succulents of her own creation. The young woman had beg…
Trend Alert! Plastic straws are out, shaming people for using them is in
The British Invasion is back and better than ever, thanks to Theresa May’s anti-straw ban that will soon take effect in UK. North America is in a tizzy over this season’s most revolting accessory…
Canadian travelling abroad names every Canadian celebrity in order to validate Canadian identity
BERLIN – While travelling through Europe this past week, Adam De Sousa spouted off every single Canadian celebrity in an erie unbroken 38 minute monologue in order to assert that he was ind…
Thrifty! How to spice up your sex life with that damn IKEA chair everyone owns
Looking to take your sex life to the next level but finding yourself cash strapped? Think the hefty price tag and aerial nature of a sex swing is too extravagant for you? Well then dust off that …
New Whatsapp update automatically inundates users with 43 voice messages from aunt
WATERLOO, ON – The free messaging application Whatsapp announced an update earlier this week that would automatically send users 43 messages from their aunt. The new feature presents users …
