MONTREAL — After establishing a spectral fur-trading post on the island of Montreal, Monday, the ghost of Samuel de Champlain was caught in evening rush hour traffic as he headed south on h…
Tearful Stephen Harper boards spaceship for return to home planet
CALGARY – Following Stephen Harper’s emotional concession speech Monday night, hundreds of Conservative Party supporters claimed to have seen a massive blue object launching from Harp…
As pope visits US, Canada welcomes lesser-known pope understudy
OTTAWA — While Pope Francis set off on his American tour in Washington, DC, this week, Canadians quietly welcomed a papal tour of their own from the Holy Father’s understudy, Underpope Stev…
McGill ranked top Canadian university according to list released by McGill
MONTREAL — McGill University rose to the number 1 spot this year among Canadian universities in an annual ranking compiled by researchers from McGill University. The order of the list was c…
What’s a Tom Mulcair? 5 questions Canadians Googled most about the leader of the NDP
Poll results might have Thomas Mulcair smiling wide as the October election looms, but some Canadians still aren’t familiar with the leader of NDP. Search records obtained using Google’s an…
Nick Kyrgios fined at Rogers Cup for not using tennis-related euphemism in insult
TORONTO — Professional tennis star Nick Kyrgios was fined $10,000 after a match at the Rogers Cup, Wednesday, for insulting his opponent without using a tennis pun as required by ATP guidel…
Just for Laughs fraternal Twins Parade a big disappointment
MONTREAL — The Just for Laughs management is getting major flack this year after surprising festival goers with a parade of fraternal twins. Yesterday’s ‘Twins Parade’, w…
Donald Trump creating divide in GOP between racists and secret racists
Boise, Idaho — The results of a new poll released Friday suggest that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is creating a divide in the GOP between its traditional base of overt ra…
New study reveals that your cousin Steve is still hoping to hang out soon
Prince George, British Columbia — A comprehensive new study released by the University of Northern British Columbia this week has found that your cousin Steve would still really like to han…
Canadians caught stealing American Netflix to be punished with 3-year Bell contract
OTTAWA — At the Canadian Telecom Summit on Friday, the CRTC announced new laws that will punish Canadians illegally accessing American Netflix with a restrictive 3-year Bell TV+Internet+Hom…