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Businessman admits no one knows what ‘branding’ means
TORONTO – Last Thursday Roger Ho of Atelier Financial admitted that he had no idea what “branding” was, despite having used the term twenty-seven times in the last twenty-four hours. Ho als…
Elizabeth May excited about new seat
SAANICH, BC – Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party of Canada, was excited last Tuesday to finally find a seat. May reported that she is incredibly thankful, since her unfurnished house …
Michael Ignatieff returned to Madame Tussauds wax museum
LONDON – With Canadian Federal elections drawing to an end, the Liberal Party of Canada has retired their Michael Ignatieff statue and returned the unit to Madame Tussauds wax museum in Lon…
