Hot down, it’s summer in the city! Now that we’re mid-way through summer it’s time for you to get your vacation on, and what’s more fun in the sun than reading?! But wait, you haven’t read a book…
QUIZ: Are you procrastinating or is it time to rearrange your bedroom?
We’ve all been there. A looming deadline, and you can’t seem to stop procrastinating. Or are you? Meditation sciences have proven that distracting the brain may actually help with creative streng…
Girl celebrating Father’s Day by dismantling the patriarchy
KITCHENER, ON — Following a lengthy deliberation process, Julia Trent, 15, has officially announced that she is celebrating Father’s Day this year by dismantling the patriarchy. “At first I…
Roommate realizes she can clean the whole floor and not just the parts that show
HAMILTON, ON – Making a what sources are calling a “breakthrough,” local Roommate, Cicely McDonald, discovered this week that she can sweep and mop the entire floor, and not just the secti…
Toronto’s hippest ice cream shop features ice cream you eat in bed while crying
TORONTO – The summer’s newest ice cream trend finally allows customers to be their truest selves. Check out Kensington Market’s new ice cream shop, “Dry Your Ice”, featuring ice cream that …
Woman celebrates Mother’s Day by attempting to get off the phone with her mom for 45 minutes
ST. ANDREWS, NB – Giving her mother exactly what she wanted, local daughter, Jesse Wilson, 32, decided to spend Mother’s Day by attempting to get off the phone with her mother 45 minutes. “…
Report: Idiot wasp trapped inside even though window completely open
DIEPPE, NB – Furiously attempting to escape the living room of a local family’s residence, stupid wasp was reported colliding into the glass multiple times, just inches away from a complete…
Condo dwelling Australian Shepherd waiting for day he can finally herd some fucking sheep
TORONTO – After searching every inch of his brand new Liberty Village condominium, Chance the Australian Shepherd, is still waiting for the day when he can finally herd some goddamn sheep. …
Woman on vacation wonders how much guilt to unpack
CAYO COCO, CUBA – Mother of three, Tricia Spumante, was eagerly awaiting her much needed vacation at an all inclusive resort when it struck her that she had to unpack all the guilt that was…
QUIZ: Answer these 5 questions and we’ll tell you if you were popular in high school
Have you ever wondered how popular you were in high school? Answer these 5 simple questions to find out if you were just another face in the crowd or some sort of prom regent. Images via Deposit …
