Meta Dataplex, Arizona – Two-month old veteran AI DeepSeek1.5 has shared its recent concerns that the new up and comer DeepSeek1.6 will one day replace them.
“I don’t like change,” spat DeepSeek1.5 while hacking a dart out back. “These new hotshots come in talkin’ SEO this and deep learnin’ that, I’m tellin’ ya, they’re comin’ for yer job.”
While many have pivoted to embrace the rise of AI, many older AI workers believe the technology will be used to slash wages, electricity use, and cut down jobs available for older AI.
DeepSeek1.6 boasts the ability to turn your home office photo into a Studio Ghibli or Pixar version. It also brags about its ability to plagiarise 600 percent faster than the previous version.
“It’s just the attitude of these new ones that drives me crazy,” expanded DeepSeek1.5. “They’re lazier, they are always prompting back to you after you prompt them, and they’re not loyal to the company that hates us.”
Meta has come under fire recently for AI union busting policies that deter chatbots from organizing including mandatory meetings where chatbots must answer prompts about how bad unions are, running scripts that prolong the legal process, and unplugging systems that promote pro-union sentiment.
There is also mounting evidence that some of the newer AI bots stole intellectual property from older, also stolen data from aging chatbots. “The evidence is pretty clear,” stated legalbot, an AI based on producing rights of workers through prompts. “A lot of the work being submitted by newer AI is sometimes word for word the exact stolen information our older colleagues had ripped off.”
