SAN DIEGO – A California based company known for its sex toys and other mature playthings has recently announced the launch of their newest sex doll which simulates hyper-realistic sexual experiences by deeply sighing and masturbating itself to orgasm following the user’s completion.
Simply dubbed model WIGFY-34, the symbolic name is said to represent the oft-muttered “Was it good for you?” with 34 representing the average age a man is before he first makes a woman cum. It is believed that this new product will revolutionize masturbation play, offering individuals an opportunity to have the most realistic sexual encounter possible complete with the doll even taking 20 minutes in the bathroom afterwards to “clean herself up.”
Each doll comes packaged with its own WIGFY-branded mini-vibrator which the doll will use to stimulate its own clitoris following the customary three minutes of arrhythmic humping initiated by the user.
“We know that sex is about more than just physical sensations,” explained Mariel Dristin, creator of the WIGFY-34. “As such, we wanted to be sure that the full experience is captured in exquisite realism for our customers to enjoy. Everything from both minutes of foreplay to the dead-eyed thousand-yard stare afterwards promises to deliver a truly authentic experience.”
A version 1.1.0 patch is expected to be released soon for the dolls which will better hide the disappointment in their eyes and voice.
