QUEBEC CITY- After blankly standing around for several moments, late breaking reports indicate that local man John Grigio finally remembers why he went into this room.
“He was just standing in front of the junk drawer, kissing his teeth, sighing loudly, and muttering to himself “now, what did I need?” said John’s wife, Tanya. “He needs to focus. He was truly attempting to understand why he was standing in the room.”
Witnesses heard Grigio’s footsteps stop as he entered the room and quickly realized he had no memory of why he wanted to be there. After several minutes sources say he finally gave up, only to figure it out once he entered the hallway.
“OOOOHHHHH!” exclaimed an exasperated Grigio, after it finally dawned on him. “I need a pen!”
“Yes, I need a pen so I could write down that idea I had about…Dammit! What was that idea? I think it has something to do with combining a rake with a shovel. No that’s stupid. Crap! What was it?!”
At press time Grigio has taken to stuffing his pocket with pens in case he remembers his idea, but forget to take them out before putting them in the washer, causing an explosion of ink all over his favourite pants.
