Hey, Beaverton readers! We’re excited to announce we’re now posting cute pet listicles! Enjoy!
1) Hey! This adjective pet [dog/cat/other?] is verb my body part associated with emotion [brain/heart/adrenal glands?]. Look at pet!
2) Soooo adjective [cute/adorable/morally upstanding?]. It is other adjective. Look at pet!
3) Now two pet! Both are adjective [great/cantankerous/upstanding?]. Two pet verb adverb and cause emotion in me and also you. They are adjective we made up just now [floofy/furtastic/cuddlewumplicious?].
4) But exclamatory phrase! Pet tries to verb and [fails/succeeds]. Now it is projected human emotion [happy/sad/vindictive].
5) Just look at fluffiness level of pet. Doesn’t it make you verb OR adjective OR emotion?
6) Don’t you just want to go up to pet and interaction that is impossible because it’s just a picture?
7) Now more pet. Many pet. Too many pet? No! Never too many.
8) Here is pet with sponsor product! Go pet!
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