New global climate report mostly just a bunch of fire emojis - The Beaverton
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New global climate report mostly just a bunch of fire emojis

Realizing that previous attempts to communicate the urgency of global climate change to the public have been ineffective, scientists have released a report that is mostly written in .

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Experts in the field of climate have almost unanimously agreed that human activity is pushing temperatures to record breaking levels but have encountered difficulty trying to disseminate that information throughout the general populace using things like carefully quantified data and clear, precise words.

β€œI saw my teenage son using these basic hieroglyphic symbols to communicate with his peers,” said lead author on the report, Dr. David Wuebbles.

β€œWe were taken at how easily they convey a sense of heat and, in other contexts, the sexual attractiveness of a prospective mate.”

The report blames the rising β€œπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯” on β€œπŸš•πŸš—πŸš™β€β€ and β€œπŸ‚πŸ“πŸ–β€ leading to more severe β€œπŸŒͺπŸŒŠπŸŒ©β€ and warns that if we do not dedicate significant resources and cooperation immediately, the β€œπŸŒŽ β€œ will β€œβ˜ .”

Some aspects of the initial report were left out until new that denote oceanic acidification and biodiversity loss are created.

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