SUDBURY, ON – Shortly after producing a gun and screaming for everybody in the restaurant to get down on the ground, local armed robber Josh Radomsky is quietly asking servers for the Wi-Fi password, when they have a minute.
“I swear to god, I’ll blow the fucking heads off of everybody in this place if I don’t get all the money in the till in the next thirty seconds,” shouted Radomsky through the mouth of his balaclava. “And also, really sorry to be a bother, but could I also have the password for the Wi-Fi? I’m over my data cap for the month.”
Radomsky then went on to politely inquire if the network was ‘Guest’, or ‘Guest 1’, and whether or not the password was in all caps.
“Empty the till faster,” Radomsky said, absent-mindedly pointing the his gun at the cashier while he scrolled through Instagram.
This is the first time Radomsky has held up a restaurant since noticing how much Snapchat was costing him on his data plan.
