NEW YORK — Just in time for the Holidays, Sony Records has released a special edition, limited time offer CD set of your Favorite Family Fights of the Holidays.
With over 100 fights to listen to, here’s just a sample of what domestic argument lovers will hear:
1. “Daddy, the red-nosed booze-hound”
2. “Family baggage is coming to town”
3. “O come all ye cousins unknown and awkward”
4. “Let it go, let it go, let it go”
5. “I’m dreaming of a whiter son-in-law”
6. “Mary, did you know (you’re a bitch)?”
7. “It’s beginning to look a lot like we’re never gonna be there on time”
But wait! There’s more quarrels that will put you into that stressful and socially claustrophobic Holiday mood:
8. “What illegitimate child is this? (Grandfather’s Version)”
9. “Hark, Harold can’t get a real job!”
10. “O Holy Spite”
11. “All I want for Christmas is for Grandma to stop asking me if I’m dating anyone special”
12. “God rest ye Aunt Helen in my bed(?!)”
13. “I’ll be home for your funeral”
14. “Uncle Ray doesn’t hug other men”
15. “Have Yourself a Merry Little, Perfect, Passive Aggressive Christmas”
16. “Do you hear what I fucking said?”
17. I saw mommy taking Valium
Order today!
With files from Alex Huntley and Amy Kishek
