BY: DONG_ZILLA
Hey ladies, how’s it going?
I’m going to assume not good, because most of you are very angry with me. But why? Was it because of the dick pic? How quick you are to judge. We’ve barely chatted and you’ve already assumed I’m a creep.
I’m not though, I assure you.
Sure I sent that photo of my dick to lots of you, but I took a great deal of time setting up that shot. I used my desk lamp to get the lighting right and I used my SLR camera with a special soft focus lens (nothing soft about the photo though, right?! LOL!!!). Then I had to upload to my computer and then sync it to my phone. So many steps! Would a creep put that much care into a single photo? I don’t think so. So at least you can do is send a quick nip shot.
I just don’t understand why your reaction was so negative. Yeah it was unsolicited, but wait, did you stop to think if maybe you were on your period and just in a bad mood? See I’m understanding of your womanly body things, even though it’s gross and makes you crazy. What other guys would be so sensitive? So you see, I deserve to see you naked.
Oh and guess what? I know that women watch porn too, so why wouldn’t you enjoy some free sexy content from a stranger? You don’t know the people in porn either, so a surprise dick pic isn’t that much different, from when you watch porn in the privacy of your own home.
Speaking of feminism… feminism says that if I show you my dick, you show me your vag because EQUALITY!!!!!YAY!!!!!
Really I’m doing you a favour by saving you time going down a rabbit hole searching for punish porn, just like everyone else on a Friday night. Isn’t that caring of me? I’m a very charitable person if you didn’t know that already.
So as you can see Dong_Zilla ain’t that bad of a guy. You just have womanly problems and I completely understand that. I’m just a really nice guy. Even my mom thinks so and mothers know best! Well hopefully you reply soon (with an upskirt shot ;)) cuz it would just be a nice thing to do.
