Winnipeg Jets: NHL 2014-2015 Season Preview - The Beaverton

Winnipeg Jets: NHL 2014-2015 Season Preview

Team: 

Mascot: The guy outside the arena still talking about Teemu Selanne’s rookie year.

2013-14 Season: Good enough not to leave again

Key Additions:

For some reason Winnipeg, the city of frostbite and mosquitos, doesn’t seem to attract big name free agents. But apparently they did get a new popcorn maker.

$12 beer sales last the entire game to make 3rd period collapses more enjoyable.

Strengths:

A loud fanbase, which should get even further riled up when Evander Kane starts throwing $100.00 bills at them, just because he can.

Blake Wheeler skates faster than most VIA Rail trains.

Dustin Byfuglien still doesn’t give a flying fuck how you improperly pronounce his name.

Only a “pretty decent” chance of the team moving to Vegas in the next 3 months.

Weaknesses: 

The city of Winnipeg has a greater chance of finding a cure for pancreatic cancer this year than it does in finding a decent starting goaltender.

Team can’t stop giggling at Grant Clitsome’s name.

Post game team trips to Portage Place after 8 pm. 

X Factor: Can Paul Maurice inspire his team to greatness while continuing to chew gum at such a fast rate?

 

Trade rumours: Evander Kane for someone less “urban.”

Key Quote:

“Goalie? What is goalie?” 

– Ondrej Pavelec

Predicted finish: Slightly ahead of the Saskatchewan Roughriders.