SAN FRANCISCO – Thousands of teenage girls woke up this Saturday disappointed that they received no harassment whatsoever by actor James Franco due to an Instagram crash.
“I thought my selfie would get me an invitation to a seedy airport motel” confessed a 16 year-old Instagram user. “Without Instagram, there was just no way to get James to behave inappropriately with me. Worst day ever.”
At press time, young girls were expressing their frustrations on Twitter with hashtags such as #IswearIm18James and #Myparentswillgivemearide.
