PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – Following their failed rocket launch two weeks ago, North Korea’s scientists are scrapping their research and development program to concentrate on obtaining a working missile through Craigslist want ads.
“We require pics, and we do not want any inferior South Korean technology,” one of the posts signed off with ‘Government Scientists of the DPR of Korea’ read in part. “Must be discreet and need ASAP.”
The wanted ads also ended with threats that should the missiles turn out to be lemons, North Korea would crush the nation responsible by finding working missiles from a Kijiji seller.
