SUDBURY – A month after Yukon’s first mosque opened its doors, CBC announced today that production has begun on a series focusing on the mosque and the quirky residents of the surrounding area. S…
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Poll: Most Canadians support anti-anti-Islamophobia day
OTTAWA – On the one-year anniversary of the Quebec City Mosque shooting, a majority of Canadians say that they are supportive of an anti-anti-Islamophobia Day, according to a new poll. “Our…
“This is how fascism starts,” says man who hasn’t been paying attention for last couple months
FREDERICTON — Local man Carl Hampton recently retweeted Donald Trump’s statement that “all negative polls are fake news” with the phrase “This is how fascism starts,” notably missing out on the f…
Local imam pretty sure entire congregation CSIS agents
TORONTO – After noticing a spike in attendance, local imam Karim Al-Tamimi believes that almost all of the people who regularly attend his masjid are agents of the Canadian Security Intelli…
Female Muslim Mounties can now wear hijab while being sexually harassed by co-workers
OTTAWA – The RCMP announced a crucial step forward in the organization’s quest for diversity, as Muslim women in uniform will now be allowed to wear their traditional headscarves as they re…
ISIS sends “thank you” fruit basket to people who set fire to Peterborough mosque
PETERBOROUGH – ISIS has sent a fruit basket in gratitude to the people responsible for deliberately setting Peterborough’s Masjid Al-Salaam mosque on fire this weekend. “Honestly, we could not ha…
Harper warns niqab could be used to conceal some kind of mouth gun
OTTAWA – After weeks of promising to ban the niqab from citizenship ceremonies, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has revealed that the face-covering garment could be more dangerous than origin…
Tory MP Larry Miller apologizes for racist comments which he still stands by and does not apologize for
OWEN SOUND – Conservative MP Larry Miller has apologized for telling women wearing the niqab to “stay the hell where you came from”, a claim which he refuses to apologize for. “My comments …
Quebec judge will sentence defendants to the fullest extent of being Muslim
MONTREAL – After denying to hear a case of a woman simply because she was wearing a hijab, Judge Eliana Marengo has vowed to sentence lawbreakers according to how Muslim they are. “My inter…
Funeral procession teargassed after being mistaken for protest
TORONTO – Thirteen mourners are in hospital after police mistook the procession for a local doctor’s funeral for a demonstration. “Our job is to protect the city from violence and des…