WASHINGTON D.C. – Authorities have issued an amber alert for the lost and presumed missing Donald Trump, last seen chasing a loose balloon through the streets of the U.S. capitol. “We had just ex…
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Embarrassed Pence carries crying Trump out of cabinet meeting
WASHINGTON D.C. – A frustrated Mike Pence has been spotted carrying a screaming and wailing Donald Trump out of the White House cabinet meeting room. “I swear he doesn’t normally act like t…
FIFA reminds Trump to leave corruption, racism to the professionals
LONDON – In light of Donald Trump’s travel ban, FIFA president Gianni Infantino has said that the US could be prevented from hosting a future World Cup should the president continue to encr…
Good news! That friend you don’t want to hang out with anymore just shared a Rebel Media article
WINNIPEG – Finally some good news for a change! Jason, that guy from university who you are tired of “grabbing a beer” with once every six months just posted an article from alt-right hate …
Big, strong alt-right movement terrified of Jewish children
TORONTO – After a bomb threat was called into the Toronto Jewish Community Centre today, the alt-right has admitted that they view Jewish toddlers as the single largest threat to their phys…
Kellie Leitch continues to follow in Trump’s footsteps by sexually assaulting multiple women
OTTAWA – Continuing to follow the game plan laid out for her by President Donald Trump’s successful campaign, Kellie Leitch has gone out of her way to brag about sexually assaulting a numbe…
Donald Trump’s EPA head denies pollution is man made
Who is this Scott Pruitt and where does he stand on the issues?…
Melania Trump whispers encouragement to refugee family hiding in Trump Tower walls
NEW YORK CITY — Reports have confirmed that at approximately 12:03 AM eastern time, just after the last of the servants had gone to bed, First Lady Melania Trump was seen whispering gentle words …
Black Lives Matter’s rhetoric too divisive says man calling Trump Hitler
TORONTO—Seated with a group of friends over brunch earlier this week, local man Tim Edwards was seen ruefully explaining how Black Lives Matter Toronto’s rhetoric has gotten too hyperbolic, espec…
Major security breach: Donald Trump’s personal phone is an outdated Fisher-Price model
This is major: after a campaign that focused relentlessly on Hillary Clinton’s use of an unsecured email server, it has now come to light that the president’s phone is an outdated Fisher-Price mo…
