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Bernier furious over lack of regulation in Conservative voting process
OTTAWA – Failed Tory leadership candidate and avowed libertarian Maxime Bernier is reportedly furious that there wasn’t proper oversight and controls in place to ensure a fair voting proces…
Canada to Kevin O’Leary: “I’m out”
OTTAWA – After a four month long pitch to Canada’s panel of esteemed Conservative voters, the business savvy nation stated that Kevin O’Leary’s purported valuation was “way off” and that th…
The Beaverton Suspends Leadership Bid
Due to illegitimate controversies, the Beaverton will be suspending its campaign.…
The Beaverton leading the polls in Conservative Leadership Race
Canadians everywhere have enthusiastically embraced our leadership campaign according to our polls!…
Kevin O’Leary’s leadership bid derailed after condor attempts to hatch his head
OTTAWA – Kevin O’Leary has been forced to suspend his campaign for the Conservative party leadership after a California condor, mistaking O’Leary’s shiny, white pate for an egg, attempted t…