VANCOUVER – In an alarming turn of events, the maternity ward at St. Paul’s hospital has announced that it will likely be downsizing, apparently due to a severe labour shortage. However, th…
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Midwives offer contactless deliveries
SASKATOON – Amid growing COVID numbers and increased hospital regulations, midwives across the country have begun to offer contactless deliveries to ease the minds of new parents. In a pres…
Pregnant friend apparently first woman to ever be fucking pregnant
WELLINGTON, ON – Based entirely on how much they’re all talking about it, friends of local woman, Karen Hespeler, 29, say she seems to be the first woman in the entire fucking history of th…
CANADIAN VOICES: Baby capybaras born at High Park Zoo
After a high-profile escape from their enclosure at Toronto’s High Park Zoo last summer, two capybaras named Bonnie and Clyde have given birth to three offspring. What’s your say? &nb…