Let’s not jump to conclusions about Jian until we have the facts

BY: BIG EARS TEDDY Friends, fans, Canadians, I, like many of you, was deeply disturbed by allegations made earlier this week against my friend, roommate, and boss Jian Ghomeshi. I, like many of y…

Study: Most Canadians can’t name all 9 provinces

A study released today showed 93% of Canadians could not name all 9 Canadian provinces and 2 territories. The study, by Ipos-Reid, struck some observers as worrying. “When only 27% of peopl…

Income splitting to help struggling wealthy family buy another BMW

RICHMOND HILL – The Harper government’s plan to permit married couples with children to split their earnings for a higher tax savings will help a disadvantaged family struggling to buy anot…

Local pumpkin excited to find out what Jack-o-Lantern is

WHITBY — A delighted local pumpkin has expressed mounting excitement about getting to see his first Jack-o-Lantern this Halloween. “From the minute they [the Henderson family, the pumpkin’s purch…

CBC Execs: Four sexual assaults is one too many

TORONTO – At a press conference today CBC executives announced that Jian Ghomeshi was fired after it was revealed that up to four women have accused him of sexual assault or sexual harassme…

Harper: ‘We will not let terrorism stop us from taking away your rights’

OTTAWA – At a press conference today Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated that his government would not let terrorist acts intimidate him from taking away Canadians’ civil liberties. “Terro…

Doug Ford announces plans to return to role as bully in 80s teen comedy

TORONTO – Following the Toronto mayoral election, second place candidate Doug Ford has announced plans to return to his prior position as the preppy bully in the 1987 film Ski Dudes 2: Back to th…

Toronto elects first white male mayor in four years

TORONTO – After an historical election, Toronto has chosen its first wealthy, white male mayor in nearly half a decade. “I thought I would never see this day,” said a teary eyed business ex…

BREAKING: Last minute door handle flyer for lesser known candidate definitely going to affect local voter

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John Tory strategically votes for John Tory

TORONTO – Toronto mayoral candidate John Tory has chosen not to vote for his first choice for mayor and voted for himself instead. “It was a tough decision, but we can’t afford another four…