Hey brotha can you kick that Cheeto over my way
By Subway Mouse Hey you! Yeah, you over there with the newspaper. I need a favour. You see that Cheeto sitting over there by the tracks? I need you to get that for me. All you got to do is jump d…
LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS.
LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS. Home-shucked. Also some diet pepsi cans full of watermelon seeds available. Call Jerry Gee, 519-555-8726…
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$.
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$. Just kidding. Call Pete, 416-555-8312…
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