HAMBURG, GERMANY – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is reportedly “kicking himself” for offering to share his G20 hotel room with Donald Trump, after the American President’s staff fo…
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Shadowy cabal agrees to buy bigger conference table
ZURICH – The clandestine organization of billionaire power brokers responsible for controlling the world’s destiny has reportedly decided to purchase a larger conference table. “The vote is…
World leaders divided on attending state funeral for Hawaiian pizza inventor
LONDON, ON – World leaders are already divided on whether they will be attending the state funeral on Monday for the controversial Canadian man who invented the Hawaiian pizza. 44 countries…
Theresa May forms coalition with Northern Irish Unionists after agreeing to re-invade the rest of Ireland
LONDON – British Prime Minister Theresa May has secured a coalition government deal with the Democratic Unionist Party of Northern Ireland after promising to re-occupy the Irish Republic. D…
Jealous Macron angrily refreshing Trudeau-Obama coverage every five seconds
PARIS — The so-called “bromance” between former US President Barack Obama and Canadian Justin Trudeau has once again captured the world’s imagination, according to French president Emmanuel Macro…
Canadian tourist causes chaos after replying “I’m good” to yes or no question
CAPE TOWN, SA – A Canadian visiting South Africa has caused chaos by giving a polite, yet vague, non-answer to a question asked by a server at a local restaurant. The incident began shortly…
World’s last two corporations announce merger worth “all the money”
DOVER, DE – Hammering out a deal that experts estimate to be worth the entirety of Earth’s money supply, the world’s last two corporations have announced that they will be merging into a co…
France successfully defeats fascism for first time
PARIS – Jubilant French citizens took to the streets this evening to celebrate their nation’s Presidential election results, which mark the first time their country has been able to prevent…
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Malala addresses dysfunctional foreign legislature where only 26% of representatives are women
OTTAWA (CANADA) – Nobel Peace Prize recipient and girl’s rights advocate Malala Yousafzai addressed political leaders of Canada, a country where only 1 in 4 elected representatives are wome…
