WINNIPEG – As recent newcomers to Canada, the Khalil family have faced many challenges, but one of the greatest lessons they learned is that there is nothing more Canadian than ignoring the…
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Non-eccentric billionaire swims in pool filled with water
WINNIPEG, MB- Mundane tycoon Nigel Arkridge is taking a dip in an oval-shaped swimming pool filled with water instead of coins or gemstones. “Nigel is a bit of a non-weirdo to be honest.” Said Ar…
Manitoba capital relocated to Premier’s Costa Rica home for convenience’s sake
NEW WINNIPEG – Manitoba’s Premier Brian Pallister has announced he has relocated the provincial capital, Winnipeg, to his luxury home in Costa Rica making the Premier far more accessible fo…
REPORT: Winnipeg unable to take your cold weather complaints seriously
WINNIPEG – Reacting to a recent cold spat encompassing most of the country, the city of Winnipeg and the surrounding townships have been unable to take everyone else’s complaints about the …
Manitoba releases special license plates for unfriendly Manitobans
WINNIPEG – In what is being heralded as a win for cranky Canadians everywhere, the Manitoba Court of Appeal has ruled in favour of the creation of special license plates for drivers who liv…
Manitoba Premier: ‘My wife is the hardest working premier in a long time’
WINNIPEG – Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister is defending his wife for responding to emails and phone calls for official government business on his behalf calling her Manitoba’s best premier…
Portage and Main: Winnipeg considers removing pedestrian barriers, armed guard tower that fires at jaywalkers
WINNIPEG – The City of Winnipeg is mulling over the possible removal of pedestrian barriers and an armed guard tower that opens fire on any jaywalkers trying to cross at Portage and Main. T…